Gers and Garbage Pasta

ger [guh-er]; noun 1. a frequent or favorite female companion 2. a never-ending source of belly laughs, advice, memories, and good times. Official Origin: 1855–60; girl + friend Un-Official Origin: 1994; Jamal the Camel Jockey You may or may not already know this but Friday, 8/1, was National Girlfriends Day.  I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if you did happen […]

Everyone I Know Is Getting Married or Pregnant. I’m Just Getting More Awesome.

Remember that one time on How I Met Your Mother when Barney Stinson uttered those infamous words “everyone I know is getting married or pregnant and I’m just getting more awesome.” Well, ladies and gentlemen, that is my life in a nutshell.  Seriously, I’d say upwards of 90% of my friends are either engaged, married, or pregnant […]